You can’t make this up! Dumbest headline I have seen

You can’t make this stuff up! Check out the newspaper clipping I found recently.

This could have easily come from one of our local papers. But thankfully, it did not.

Now, why am I, your carpet cleaner, talking about this? Great question, glad you asked.

First, I wanted to get your attention. Which I think I did. Second, I have something important to tell you.

Did you know that the source of many illnesses, allergies and asthma are the soft goods in your home; carpet, upholstery, mattresses and pillows? And while they don’t fly, dust mites are the root cause of many breathing problems.

So, what can you do to keep your house from getting you sick? Clean frequently using HEPA filters on your vacuum. Suck out all of those mites, dust and pollen so that you can breathe easier. Unfortunately, you cannot sanitize by yourself.

If it has been a while (more than 6 months), it is probably time to get your carpet, upholstery and mattresses cleaned. It doesn’t take long for all that yucky stuff (dirt, germs, grime and who knows what galloping through your carpet) to accumulate.

Our sanitizer and dust mite anti-allergen treatments take care of ALL the yucky stuff in your home.

And to help you with that, I am offering my “Whole Home Deep Clean Kill The Yucky Stuff” package. Get up to 500 square feet of carpet, a sofa, a loveseat, a chair and four mattresses cleaned, sanitized and have the stain resistance reapplied for just $777. This is huge savings off of our regular price (over 200 bucks!)

This special won’t last long, so get it scheduled. Call (410) 221-0097 and breathe easier.

Don’t let you home make you sick!

Vance Morris
Owner, Chem-Dry On The Shore
(410) 221-0097

P.S. WHDCKTYS> Yep, just mention this code to lock in your savings. The “Whole Home Deep Clean Kill The Yucky Stuff” Package includes up to 500 square feet of carpet, a sofa, a loveseat, a recliner and 4 mattresses cleaned and sanitized. All for just $777